one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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