Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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