he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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