Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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