I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I accidentally burped into my bong.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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