i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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