Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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