ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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