why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Holy sore nipples Batman
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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