she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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