i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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