Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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