I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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