Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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