grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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