i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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