It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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