Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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