fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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