I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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