just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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