hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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