Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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