I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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