I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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