He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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