I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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