You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How does one acquire holy water?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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