Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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