i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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