I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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