We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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