Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think my moral compass just broke
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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