I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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