How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...