I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"