I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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