I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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