I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
