90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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