very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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