Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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