So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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