Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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