Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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