Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's blow job season.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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