At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
babies were throwing up all over the place
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
That was so not worth putting pants on for.