oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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