I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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