i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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