i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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