Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
