Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave