Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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