we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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